Submercer: Pros & Cons

Pros of Submercer:

• No reception = no drunk dialing/texting. Saving us all from sending this text: "out at submrcer, but woud rather be with u”…to more people than we’d like to admit.
• "You called me? Are you sure? I was at submercer, the reception there sucks. Sorry. Maybe we’ll hang out next weekend!?"
• Bomb scare? I know where I’ll be.

Cons of Submercer:

• No one can really meet you there on a whim. It has to be planned and finalized before going under. Like marriage.
• Rolling out around 3:19am and receiving these 3 messages from New Crush:
  “Hey” 12:58am
  “Still want to hang out? Would love to see you!” 1:39am
  “Ok. I guess you’re not into it. Call me never.” 3:18am
  Curses! You were THISCLOSE to sealing the deal…
• The ceilings are about 3 inches lower than Beatrice. Which is officially too low. Models: get ready to put “the slouch” to use.

The verdict: Great for parties, nice change of scenery, and by the time you make 5 lefts and 3 rights and another left before getting in, you'll feel like James Bond.